we had not yet recovered from the endless Conas on Twitter coast hashtag # turismoBisbal when it came quickly to replace this # humorelpais led by Nacho Vigalondo and his dismissal of the country due to political humor wrong. This has resulted in the network of 140 characters, the birth of this hashtag which include classic jokes right way. Here is a few that I read somewhere:
Doctor, what was the I had said? "Sagittarius? "Pisces? Ma'am, please sit down, we need to talk ...
teto Let's play: you bend over and I respect you.
Van a gypsy, a black and a Muslim in a car. Who leads? "The Muslim, why not drink alcohol.
- Father, I accuse myself of being an arsonist. - You what you need is professional psychiatric treatment, majete!
"Sir, have you seen Makroute? - No, ma'am, but it would be renamed the dog as it can be misleading.
"Daddy, Daddy, where are the Andes? "Ask your mother who is the expert in geography.
is not the same "potato" than any other horticultural products.
- Heidi, Clara goes up! "Now, I will help push his chair access ramp installed properly.
- Have you seen the lawyer? - What lawyer? "Well, who is here draw up a contract ...
going a snail and take the curve safely.
Enter a gnome to a pharmacy and asks for a box of condoms: - Control? - Yes, thank you, are my favorites.
Why Lepe not leave the village? Because there is no money to go on vacation, they are hard workers and others
- Mom, Mom at school told me I'm addicted to Twitter! - When child? -About 3 hours ago ...
divorce How do you say in Arabic? الطلاق
"Mary, get me an orange. - Do you get the hair? "Thank you, and help me with dessert for dinner I'm cooking
What are 4 black in a red car? Four people sharing a car to not pollute more
two and no one falls out because it fulfills the law of risk prevention
With the fingers, the toes ... total 20
- Can I put 2 kg fine salt? - Right away, sir. - Excuse me is getting fat. - Ah, yes, sorry, now shift
Leper many does it take to change a lightbulb? -Only one, because it is a simple task
- Mama, Mama, at school call me by my name.
two and make it positive discrimination to the environment so as not to fall
- How much is 2 plus 3? - Five! "I admire your hard calculation!
- What is a leper in a swimming pool? "A disabled person who needs your help
enter a bar a German, French and English ... and maintain a pleasant conversation, despite their differences.
- What is Irene Villa with the rule? "An independent woman of childbearing age even if he pleases.
Enter a nasal to a bar, and a man laughs at him. The owner throws the man and tells him never again to laugh at a problem
- What is Irene Villa with the rule? "An independent woman of childbearing age even if he pleases.
Enter a nasal to a bar, and a man laughs at him. The owner throws the man and tells him never again to laugh at a problem
The curtain opens. They film. The curtain closes.
Your mother is so fat that a visit to the endocrinologist would be a good idea.
on the street is a hunchback and a bald bald and tells the Hunchback, 'Good afternoon, sir'
Va a tomato and does not say anything else, because tomatoes do not talk.
What is the favorite football stadium Irene Villa? The club of their love, with respect to other hobbies.
what resemble a balloon and a woman? In that both have made to reach very high humanity
"Honey, tell me something about love. - Amorcito
"Give me a loaf pan and if you have a dozen eggs. went out with a loaf of bread and dozen eggs
- Menudas pears! "Yes, are high season.
A rabbi and a priest they see a child walking bent over, tying his shoelaces ... The two come to help
- How do women appear to brush your teeth? "Nothing, objects and people are not comparable, even in size.
"Mom, Mom, do pean weigh? "Do not say ordinarieces, Juanito, and eat the fruit.
is not the same two cups of tea for two ... glasses of water.
a man goes and sits on an ax. No one's funny, you should not make fun of the misfortunes of others.
is not the same black ball ... a blue square.
"Hi beautiful, We Dance? -No. - Why? - Is that I have rheumatism and tendinitis in both legs.
What is the last bottle that opens a woman at a party? Which used to provide for the beloved and valuable gender equality.
-Louie, in the sentence "Mary is enjoying " Where is the subject ? - In Mary, Miss.
comes a man with two prostitutes to a pizzeria and says: - "I get 2 pizzas? - Family? "Yes, please, my good man, with extra cheese, thanks.
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